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So, as you all know (like, the those of you that actually read this thing; if you're still there), I am here simply to brighten your day. That's all I'm trying to do.

Also, an estimated 18% of adults in this world are illiterate. [citation needed]

To change your low, depressed selves and save you from illiteracy, I have decided to start doing a word every post for however long I feel like it, in order to save your day and make you smarter.

Today's word is: Reattach.

OoOoOoOoOo.

Such a very special word.

Dictionary.com states this on the word Reattach: "Re`at*tach\, v. t. To attach again."

How boring.

The Dictionary of Happiness definition of this very special word is such as this:

Re-ah-tach. Normally referencing limbs lost in fights or accidents, reattach generally means the maddened scramble that the doctors have to reattach said (now foreign) limb.

Example: After tracking the small dog down and bludgeoning it with brick, little Billy both became a man and retrieved his Grandmother's hand, which the doctors attempted to reattach in a maddened rush.

That's the Dictionary of Happiness entry for today.

Again, my single utmost desire is to make you cheerful. ^.^

Chill, you spazerts.

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EDIT: I still have no freaking clue why all the i's and l's are a different shade of green. o.o